At Silverdrop, we have been getting into the Christmas Spirit, and as bit of fun, we created a new Christmas Poem:
The 12 Days of Christmas Payroll
We hope you enjoy it…
*best when singing it to the tune of the Traditional ’12 Days of Christmas’ song*
On the first day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
A Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the second day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the third day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the fourth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the fifth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the sixth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the seventh day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the eighth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Eight Compassionate Leavers
Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay far from Easy
On the ninth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers
Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the tenth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Ten Exec’s a Quitting
Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers
Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Eleven Holiday Loadings
Ten Exec’s a Quitting
Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers
Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my company sent to me:
Twelve Jury Duties
Eleven Holiday Loadings
Ten Exec’s a Quitting
Nine Christmas Casuals
Eight Compassionate Leavers
Seven People on Sick Leave
Six Parents a Caring
Five Golden Redundancies
Four Maternity Leavers
Three Terminated Employees
Two on Annual Leave
and a Christmas Pay Far From Easy
From everyone at Silverdrop, we hope you have a wonderful holiday season!